Monday, March 17, 2014

regirocknroll:

when you see a hot guy in public and you’re like

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(Source: regirocked)

Thursday, October 24, 2013

nickmiller:

Current interests: a giant wool sweater, a cup of hot coffee, a house in the country with a porch, and exhaled breath I can see in the dewy morning air.

Friday, October 4, 2013
cumfort:

literally

cumfort:

literally

Thursday, January 17, 2013

(Source: fabulosabitch)

Sunday, November 25, 2012
  • Friend: Ugh, I am so busy next weekend with all my parties and homework and stuff.
  • Me: Yeah, I know. I have to read all these books before the movies come out.
  • Friend:
  • Me:
  • Friend:
  • Me: I'm really feeling the stress.
Monday, October 29, 2012
  • me: *puts earphones in*
  • me:
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  • me: oh right
  • me: *plays music*
Sunday, October 28, 2012

(Source: asdfghjkllove)

Monday, October 15, 2012

limabeanmediumdrip:

My favorite game is called “how many episodes can I watch in one night”?

I love the bonus round where you try to convince yourself that you can watch a 45 minute episode in like 20 minutes.

The best part is “who needs sleep you’re only 5 episodes away from the season finale”?

Plot twist: the season finale is three parts.

Double plot twist: cliffhanger at the end of the season so you have to watch the next episode.

you mean the next season

(Source: sheeb)

Sunday, September 30, 2012

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

GOD HE LOOKS SO POLITE

  • “oh is this for me? really? are you sure?”
  • “well okay if you insist. i hope i’m not taking too big of bites i know some people think that’s not gentlemanly”
  • “oh this is really delicious, thank you so much i mean it”
  • “mmm let me just savor the taste for a bit, mmmm oh yes thanks again for that”
  • “yes that is very tasty. oh no you don’t have to give me anymore you’ve done so much already i couldn’t possibly accept so much kindness and generosity, you are an angel” 

(Source: empirestatebuilding)

Thursday, September 13, 2012

(Source: staypozitive)

Tuesday, June 19, 2012